You can tell right away that she wants a discount - she sucked and licked the sperm

If my husband gives it to me in the morning, it means he didn't fuck anyone last night, so I'll check it out

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?

You want to go on vacation? Well, you can jerk off to the boss with your legs and give yourself to him on the table